[news]

Hello patients and visitors. So indeed, it appears the list of patients grows gently. There has been some talk as to who the doctors of this fine place are.. all of you, stop such talk. The doctors are around but they are very busy people, with lots of patients to see and cure.

Just know that the Uffington Asylum doctors do care and that if you are good, and you upload things (or send a note to one of our doctors saying what you would like to appear on here) then perhaps you'll get a visit or two.

There has also been some talk as to where certain patients are located within the institute. This information we are very happy to tell you.

[No-Lament] : Oh my. Well, only the padded cell in section 4C would do for this one. We've been trying to talk to her for a while, but she appears to speak only in beautiful metaphor.

[Dupris] : Down the twisted corridors in the cell with no name, this patient resides. We've been too scared to approach this one - his notions of reality are clearly delusional and he has a terrible tendancy to create vivid imagry through the use of words.

[Deadeye-Duck] : We mostly see this patient in the comfortable seating area . He has an abnormal sense of honesty when creating works of the written word - such things as 'honesty' are clearly insane. Don't worry, we'll cure this one soon.

[Shawn-Reed] : Well well well well well. Mr. Shawn Reed. He's quite possibly one of the most insane patients we have here. He likes to comment. On everything. That has ever been made. Ever. Clearly this compulsion to comment on the creations of others is disturbingly irrational. What sane person would set aside an hour just to write a reply to someone that may as well be imaginary?

[Lost-To-Apathy] : In the cell that looks over our amazingly beautiful garden in section 10B lurks this patient. Willing to share an intruging perspective on the world, this patient could proove to be more insane than we first thought...

[memberlist]

Hello patients, please take a seat and make yourselves comfortable. currently on our rounds we are seeing the following people:



If these people are seen anywhere, run and hide.

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[Yue]